No Drugs or Nuclear Weapons Red Neon Brushed Aluminum Wall Art

$99.90 USD

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Red neon style capitals glow across a black background with a deadpan house rule that bans drugs and nuclear weapons from the room. It is the kind of dry joke guests read twice, and it gives a game room, a basement lounge, a garage or a dorm style den an instant conversation starter.

The design is printed on a brushed aluminum panel, so the brushed metal grain shows through the print, most around the bright red letters, for a satin metal look. An adjustable steel mount is included (two pieces on the largest size); screws and wall plugs are not. Choose from three sizes: 23.5x15.5, 35x23.5 or 45.5x29.5 inches.

Frequently Asked Questions

Who makes this piece?

This piece is made and shipped by one of the independent partner studios we curate, not in the Sparkycare workshop. We chose it for the wall, and our team is your single point of contact for anything about your order.

How much is shipping?

Shipping is free within the US. For other countries, the cost is calculated at checkout from the partner studio's own rates, so you see the exact cost for your address before you pay.

What if it is not right?

Contact our support team. This piece follows its studio's own return window, shown above, and we manage the return with the studio for you. Customers in the EU and UK keep their 14-day right to cancel, whatever the studio's window. The full terms are on our refund policy page.